Iva nechokwadi chokuti mushure mokuverenga mitemo iyi 40 uchanzwisisa kuti kuva (kana kuti kuva) nhengo yemhuri yeumambo haisi yakanaka. Kunyange zvakadaro hautendi? Zvadaro verenga pa.
1. Ko mambokadzi anomira here? Sei uri kugara ipapo? Simuka pakarepo.
Hongu, hongu, iwe hauna kodzero yekugara kana kureva nhema kana musoro wehurumende wakamira.
2. Ko Mambo wavo akapedzisa kudya here? Usanonoka kugunzva zvokudya.
Iyi ndiyo mitemo. Saka nhengo dzemhuri yeumambo dzinofanira kunge dziine nguva yekudya, uye dzichiri kuchengeta mitemo yezvakanaka, vasati vapedza kudya.
3. Usakanganwa nezvekukwazisa.
Nokudaro, maererano naDebrett, nhoroondo yegore negore yehurumende, pamberi paMambo Wake neHores High High, vakadzi vanofanira kukotama mukati mekudzikama, uye varume vanongotamisa misoro yavo.
4. Congratulations! Iye zvino iwe wakaroorwa uye zvino une zita rakasiyana.
Kana kuti panzvimbo iyo zita rako rinoshanduka. Saka, somuenzaniso, muzukuru weCambridge aiva Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, iye zvino ari Catherine Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor.
5. Kuzviratidza pachena neunoda wako, usati iwe unobata!
Pamashoko ako ose akabatanidzwa, iwe nemumwe wako muchangomira pedyo. Kwete kugumbatira, kusabvumira mhepo, kusada. Hapana.
6. Muchato wenyu unofanirwa kubvumidzwa.
Bhuku reRoyal Marriage Act ra1772 rinotaura kuti vose vazukuru vamambo vanofanira kukumbira mvumo kubva kuna mambo kana mambokadzi vasati varoorana.
7. Mumuviri wemwenga anofanira kunge ari mharire.
Semuenzaniso, maruva aDean Dee aive nemaruva orchid, ivyhizha, veronica, myrtle, gardenia, maruva emupata, freesia uye roses.
8. Pose muchato weumambo kunofanira kuva nevana, kupararira maruva emaruva uye kutakura zvindori.
Saka, pamuchato wehanzvadzi yechidiki yaKate, Pippa Middleton, Prince George vakatakura zvindori, uye Princess Charlotte vakaparadzira madzimai emaruva.
9. Uri muKaturike here?
Kusvikira muna 2011, nhengo dzemhuri yeumambo dzakabvumirwa kuroora vaKaturike, uye zvechokwadi nevamiririri vechechi kunze kweAnglican.
10. Yeuka pamusoro pezvematongerwo enyika.
Kana uri nhengo yemhuri yeumambo, iwe hausi iwe chete usina kodzero yekuvhota, asiwo haufaniri kutaurirana nezvematongerwo enyika.
11. Uye hapana ofisi plankton.
Kunyangwe iwe uri pamabvi ako uchikumbira mambokadzi kuti akubvumire kuva muvhareji weBritish zuva rega rega muchishanda muhofisi, iwe ucharamba uchidzoka.
12. Uye kwete "Monopoly".
Aiwa, kwete, haisi chimiro, uye iwe wakanzwisisa zvakajeka kuti nhengo dzemhuri yeumambo dzinorambidzwa kutamba mutambo webhodhi.
13. Kuramba kuripo.
Sezvo dai mambokadzi asingadi kutaurirana panguva imwechete neavo vose vakokwa, mitemo inoti pakutanga anofanira kutengesa madaresi nemunhu akagara kwaari, uye mushure mekushandira chikafu chechipiri - pamwe chete naiye agere kuruboshwe rweMambo Wake.
14. Unofanira kugara uine micheka yemariro mumusutukesi wako.
Kwese kwaunoenda, pane nguva dzose inofanira kunge yakasvibirira mutsvuku mumutsipa wako.
15. Uye hapana kubatanidza ndege.
Apo anouya mugari wenhaka pachigaro choushe, Prince George achava nemakore gumi nemaviri, iye nababa vake, Prince William, vachabhururuka ndege mbiri dzakasiyana.
16. Uye zvakare hapana autographs uye, zvakanyanya kupfuura zvose, inogadzirisa.
Uye usatombofungidzira nezvokutenga self-tambo.
17. Bvisa shellfish kubva pakudya.
Nyeredzi, octopuses, oyster uye dzimwe dzose dzefishfish - dzinorambidzwa kudya nhengo dzemhuri yeBritain yemhuri nekuda kwekudya ichi chinogona kukonzera kushungurudzwa kwezvokudya.
18. Usandibata!
Kana iwe usati uri mhuri yeumambo, usatya kubata hukuru hwavo kana hukuru. LeBron James, somuenzaniso, akaregeredza iyi protocol. Nenzira, haasi iye wokutanga akakurumbira uyo akakanganwa nezveiyo mutemo wakaoma. Saka, pamusangano weG20 muLondon muna 2009, Michelle Obama akagamuchira Elizabeth II!
19. Usafuka huno.
Muzana remakore rechi12, Mambo Edward III akarambidza madzimambo ose kupfeka furhu. Ichokwadi, kakawanda kwete kwete duchess chete, asiwo iye zvino-mupenyukadzi akaputsa mutemo uyu. Izvi zviitiko munguva yavo zvakakonzera kukanganisa kukuru mumutsara.
20. Munhu wose ane nzvimbo yake.
Munguva yekusangana kwechiitiko nemutambo, vaenzi vanoenda, vachifunga nezvezera, musoro, nzvimbo, zvido uye ruzivo rwemitauro yemuenzi mumwe nomumwe.
21. Kuteerera kodhi.
Kana iwe uri mutambo uye kamwe kamwe iwe unoda kutenga pair of jeans-boyfriends, saka, urombo, vanhu veumambo vanofanira kuva nekodhi yemapfekodhi chaiwo. Hapana mumwe muitiro weCajul.
22. Uye kunyange Prince George ane mhete yehupfeko.
Uye vana vamambo vanofanira kutevedzera kune mamwe mitemo. Somuenzaniso, mwana weGeorge anodya chipfeko chake chepfeko: hapana bhurukwe, shorts chete. Uye saka makore anenge 8, mune chero mamiriro okunze.
23. Uye iripi hovha yako?
Vose vakadzi pane chero zviitiko zvepamutemo vanofanira kuonekwa vane hanya pamisoro yavo.
24. Pashure pema 18:00 tinopfeka tiara.
Kana chiitiko icho chichienderera mberi mushure me18: 00, makapu anofanira kuchinjwa ne tiaras.
25. Kana iwe wakaroorwa chete.
Vanhu vakaroorana chete vane kodzero yekupfeka tiaras.
26. Mharidzo inotarisirwa.
Semuenzaniso, vahosi kuti vadye chikafu chikadya chikafu nejamu, zviyo zvegorosi nemichero yakaomeswa, egg yakabikwa uye tei nemukaka.
27. Hapana zvipo zveKrisimasi.
Kunyanya chaizvoizvo, ivo vari, asi nhengo dzemhuri yeumambo hadzivabvumiri paKrisimasi mangwanani, asi paKuva Krisimasi panguva yemutambo chaiyo wei.
28. Uye hapana goriki!
Zvinonyatsozivikanwa kuti Elizabeth II haafariri garlic, uye naizvozvo haisati yawedzerwa kune ndiro. Mukuwedzera, Buckingham Palace haigamuchiri pasita uye ndiro kubva mbatatisi, mupunga.
29. Dzidza mitauro.
Kana iwe une ropa rebhuruu, unofanira kuziva mitauro yakawanda. Somuenzaniso, ikozvino Prince George ane makore mana ari kudzidzisa chiSpanish.
30. Regai kudzokera shure kumambokadzi.
Mushure mokunge vataurirana navahosi, ndoga iye ane kodzero yekubva pakutanga.
31. Zvinhu zvakachena.
Zvinhu zveMambo wake zvinofanira kugara zvichijeka kuitira kuti Elizabeth II ave nyore kuona muvanhu vazhinji.
32. Usaisa tsoka yako pamakumbo ako.
Maererano nemitemo yezvakanaka, vakadzi vanofanira kugara nemabvi avo uye maziso emakumbo akamanikidzwa pamwe chete uye panguva imwechete vachigumbusa gumbo rimwe kune rumwe rutivi.
33. Chikwama chemaikadzi.
Ziva kana panguva yekukurukurirana patafura chikwama chekadzikadzi chikagara patafura, zvino izvi zvinoratidza kuti mumaminitsi mashanu kudya kuchapera.
34. Kwete mazita ekunyora uye mazita ekuderera.
Nenzira, duchess yeCambridge haigoni kunzi Kate, chete Katherine.
35. Tora kapu zvakarurama.
Kutevedzera teti yetii, tinochengeta kapu yetii neminwe mitatu. Apo vashanyi vanonwa tiyi patafura, vanongomutsa mukombe musati vaibata saucer, kana mumwe munhu agere pachigaro chechigaro kana kuti pane sofa, ipapo saucer ine kapu inotarisana nechepamusoro pebhokisi. Vanoda tei nemononi, unoda kuziva kuti shuga inotorwa mushure meromon.
36. Corgi anodya zvokudya zvoumambo chete.
Iyo inozivikanwa kuti dzinza raidiwa raElbert II imbwa is corgi. Zuva roga roga kudya kwemaikadzi kwakagadzirirwa naiye mukuru weBuckingham Palace, uye dzimwe nguva Madzimambo ake pachake.
37. Kufamba nemitemo.
Mukadzikadzi, Prince Philip, panguva yekufamba anofanirwa kuenda zvishoma shure kweElizabeth II.
38. Mbwa dzinogona kuita chero chinhu.
Iwe haungatendi, asi zvose zvinotenderwa kumhuka dzemambo, uye hapana chimwe chezvidzidzo zvine kodzero, somuenzaniso, kutyaira bhiza kubva pamubhedha. Uyezve, chero zvakadaro, usadanidzira pane imbwa idzi.
39. Uye usakanganwa nezvechinhu.
Hongu, hongu, nhengo dzemhuri yeumambo havafaniri kusimudza kana kuderedza chinja chavo zvikuru. Muchiitiko chekutanga, ivo vacharatidza kusaremekedza mutauriri, kuratidzira kuzvikudza kwavo, uye mune yechipiri - kusavimba naye.
40. Krisimasi - chete nemhuri.
Ndaida nzvimbo yepasikati panguva dzeKrisimasi? Yakanga isiri iyo. Krisimasi mhuri yose yeumambo inosungirwa kusangana pamwechete uye panzvimbo yacho)
Uye hongu, mumufananidzo wepamusoro- wax makopi kubva kumusamuziyamu weMadame Tussauds . Asi ivo vanotaura zvose zvakakwana zvakakwana)