Vanhu vave vachiita zvidhori kwezviuru zvemakumi. Vakuru vekare vaitenda kuti mifananidzo pamuviri inogona kukurudzira kutya kune vavengi uye kupa simba rehuMwari hwomutakuri. Munyika yanhasi, isu hatichafaniri kutya vavengi, asi paiva nechido chekutaura isu pachedu.
Vamwe vanoita mufananidzo wemunhu waunoda pamuviri, mamwe mavara ane chimiro cheChinese, asi kunewo avo vanosarudza mifananidzo yakaoma zvikuru. Hazvigoneki kuti iyi ichisarudzo chekuzvipupurira, zvechokwadi kune zvikonzero zvakadzama zvakavanzwa pano, asi chero zvakadaro, kana iwe wakambogadzirira kuita tattoo, zvinogona kuitika kuti shure kwekuona husiku huno, iwe uchachinja pfungwa dzako.
1. Wow! Ichokwadi chaizvo uye yakanyatsonzwisisika, uye yakagadzirwa zvakanaka, zvisinei ... kutya! Zvinoratidzika kuti musikana uyu chaizvoizvo ari cyborg, akafukidzwa nematare gear uye mabheji. Zvechokwadi, isu tinogona kutaura kuti pfungwa yacho ndeyopakutanga, asi kwete. Munhu uyu anowanikwa nenyama neropa, uye kwete yesimbi.
2. Oo, meso akanaka sei! Asi nei pasi pano chaiva ziso rinoshamisa raioneka paruoko rwake? Zvinofadza, uye kune rumwe rutivi kune ziso rechipiri? Teerera kutarisa eyelashes: zvinoratidzika kuti maziso ari kuda kuputika misodzi. Icho chinotyisa! Kana iwe uchifunga kuti ichi ndicho chete chinyorwa cheziso guru, iwe wakanganisa. Ichi chinyorwa paruoko chinonyanya kuzivikanwa pakati pevanoda mifananidzo pamuviri.
3. Pano, ndapota, mumwe mudiwa weziso rechitatu! Pamwe, anofunga kuti zvakanaka. Asi benzi, uye zvichida zvinorwadza, nokuti Ganda riri pamutsipa rakanyanya kupfava. Kunyange zvakadaro, mukomana haana kumbomira, akanyora maziso ake pasi pechiganda chake uye iye zvino anogona kutya vamwe.
4. Oo, kwete. Sezvo kana clown iye pachake asina kutyisa zvakakwana kunze kwezvipfeko zvinotyisa uye neropa. Zvichida iyi ndiyo mhepo inotyisa zvikuru yaunogona kufungidzira. Uye chaizvoizvo, chii ichi nemaoko ake? Zvakaita sokuti akabvarura ganda rake saka akabuda kunze. Asi chinhu chinotyisa ndechekuti tattoo inoshandiswa zvikuru kwazvo uye inoshamisa chaizvo.
5. Izvi zvinyorwa zvichange zvichitsvaga kune vateveri vekutya mafirimu, asi vamwe vanobvumirana kuti zvinoita kuti vashanduke. Hungu, mifananidzo pamuviri ndiyo imwe yenzira dzokuzviratidza isu, uye zvakanaka kuti tinorarama munyika umo maitiro asina kubvumirwa, asi mifananidzo iyi inoshamisa vamwe, hapana chimwezve. Iwe unogona kufungidzira kuti mutakuri wezvifananidzo izvi anoenda sei kuhofisi? Hungu, kutya!
6. Inoretically hapana chakaipa nemumvuri mifananidzo. Zvisinei, chimwe chinhu chakashata nemutsara uyu wakanyorwa. Kutanga, nei ari akaipa kudaro? Kazhinji mumvuri mifananidzo yemarabhi inonakidza uye inonakidza, asi ichi chinoita sechibva munyika yerima. Uye nei chiratidzo ichi pamakumbo angu? Zvinoratidzika zvakakura uye zvisingaiti, asi chinhu chinotyisa ndechokuti munhu wose anozviona. Kunyanya imbwa dzose nevana vaduku vanotya mumufananidzo uyu.
7. Kana munhu akaita chirevo ichi, akazviratidza kuti "Ini", saka iye angangodaro ari musanthrope, achivenga vanhu vose. Uyu ndiye gamba rakakanganiswa remutsara weVictor Hugo "Murume Anoseka", iro, sezviri pachena, rakaratidzwa nemuitiki pasi petsoka uyu mudiwa wekutora. Tinofanira kubhadhara mutero kune munyori wehupi hunotyisa - iyo grimace yakaratidza kuti ndeyechokwadi kuti kubva pane izvi zvinotarisa zvinotarisana nemuviri.
8. Chimwe chifananidzo chisina kunaka ndeye zombie. Sei uchiita chinyorwa, kana iwe uchichitarisa, chinova chisingafadzi? Kuyemura uye kukuratidza kuti iwe uri kudii, unotyisa vamwe here? Muchiitiko ichi, munyori uyu akawana zvakasiyana nemigumisiro iyi: iyi tattoo inonyangadza kupfuura kukuyemura.
9. Zvechokwadi, pane dzakawandisa mweya-chilling tattoos nemaziso. Pakutanga vanovhiringidzika nekutakura kwavo, uye ipapo kuwedzerwa kwemayela eyelashes kunokuvhiringidza. Zvichida zvose zvinoratidzira chete maziso evakadzi. Kutarisa nekureba uye kuwanda kwe eyelashes, vazhinji vakafuridzirwa nemaziso a Kim Kardashian. Ichi chinyorwa nekuda kwezvakanaka zvemashoko emasikati zvinokonzera pfungwa yakasimba yekuzvidya mwoyo, uye ruoko kubata mbariro ye grill kunongowedzera kunzwa uku.
10. Hazvigoneki kuti chiitiko kubva mufirimu "Chishanu, 13" pane imwe chikamu chemuviri pfungwa yakanaka. Kuti uenzanise paruoko rwako kana gumbo nhungamiro yakawanda kana kuti chero umwe muurayi ane simba. Mushure mezvose, hazvirevi kutyisa-chimiro chemuurayi chinotamirwa kune muridzi we tattoo yakadaro. Iwe usati waita tattoo yakadaro, funga nezvazvo, asi ungada here kuzivikanwa nemufananidzo wegamba pamuviri wako?
11. "Leather face", iyo hero yeimwe firimu inotyisa, inowirawo mudura rwedu rwekunyora tattoos. Hungu, mumwe wevarwi veTexas Chainsaw Massacre, nehuwandu hwahwo hwakasvibirira, wakaenda nenzira yezvinyorwa zvenyika ye cinema, asi ramba uchifunga kuti havasi vose vanofara nekutya mafirimu uye vazhinji havazivi kuti "Leatherface" chii. Saka panzvimbo yekuratidzira muurayi uye cannibal, tora mufananidzo wemumwe munhu.
12. Icho chiri chimwe chezvinhu zvinotyisa uye panguva imwechete yeutty tattoos. Heino mhedziso yemashoko: "ramba uchiita" uye "ugare ipapo", kune rumwe rutivi, kukurudzira mazwi anowanzotaurira avo vari munharaunda, uye anogona kushandurwa kuti "usaora mwoyo, usakanganwe" uye "chibatisisa, usadzokera pasi." Kune rumwe rutivi, kana iwe uchitarisa mifananidzo inotyisa, mitsara inogona kushandurwa nemutauro: "chinja chiripamusoro" (pasi pe guillotine) uye "vzdernis" pano "(pasi pemuti). Huru humwe hunogona kuva hwakanaka chaizvo, asi hahukwanisi kuitisa kumashatiro, hazvina kukodzera kutarisa.
13. O Mwari wangu! Ichi ndicho chimwe chezvifananidzo zvinonyangadza zvejoker. Hazvikwanisi kutaurwa kuti zvakasikwa zvakashata, nokuti chaizvoizvo tattoo yakaitwa zvakanaka, uye zviri pachena kuti yakapedza nguva yakawanda nemari, asi basa iri rinotarisa. Iyo mazino makuru matsvuku, miromo isina kururama yemuromo nemeso matsvuku, masikati emabhuruni anoumba chikamu chepamusoro chechiso - zvose izvi zvinogona kuita kuti kunyatsoona kune munhu kunze kwekuona. Kana iwe uchida vanhu vari pamahombekombe kuti vacheme zvisingatarisirwi nguva dzose paunodzoka shure kwako, iyo tattoo ichaita zvakanakisisa, asi zvichida iwe uchakurumidza kuneta, saka usazviita zvachose.
14. Kana iwe usina kutora chirevo chekuita, shandisa nzira iri nyore. Kutanga iwe unofanira kuzvibvunza kuti: "Ndinonyatsoda tattoo here?" Kana mhinduro yacho hongu, famba seiyi: "Kune ziso riri pamufananidzo here?" Kana mhinduro yacho ichokwadi, unofanira kufungisisa nezvazvo, zvichida uri kuita chimwe chinhu chakaipa. Mamwe manzwiro anofanirwa kuita mhinduro dzevimbiso kumibvunzo pamusoro peropa, chero zviratidzo zvekuuraya kana kuratidzwa kwevaurayi, mhuka dzinotyisa nemapanga. Izvozvo zviri nyore!
15. Uchazobatsirawo kuita chisarudzo chakanaka pamusoro pekuti pane zvikamu zveganda rakabvamburwa mumufananidzo, kuisa mukati mesimbi insides ye cyborg. Kana hongu, nyatsofungisisazve, uye kana zvakakosha kuita tattoo, nokuti wakavhara kamwechete, wakazvipira iwe hupenyu hurefu hupfumi hwekutyisa kwemuviri wako.