19 shades of clerical madness

Rudo nokuda kwehofisi yezvinhu zvinogona kugadziriswa, asi chido kwavari chinenge chisingaiti!

Munhu wose ane chido chinomuita kuti aite zvinokurumidza kuita. Iko kunzwa kwakaoma kuvhara. Zvakafanana nehupenzi benzi, izvo zvinoda zvakanyanya. Rudo nokuda kwehofisi yezvinhu zvinogona kugadziriswa, asi chido kwavari chinenge chisingaiti!

1. Iwe hauna matauriro paunoona bhuku idzva risina mubhuku rako.

2. Uye nokuda kwezvinyorwa "zvakanyorwa" mubhuku idzva rinoshandisa chete chinyorwa chekunyora.

3. Nheyo yako yemapuranga akawanda-siyana inogona kuvhiringidzika nemumwe munhu akakwana.

4. Uye kubva pakuchenesa kwemavara ako mune rimwe bhuku kana bhuku rekunyorera iwe unopenga.

5. Yeuka manzwiro ako kana iwe pakupedzisira uwana peni yeroto, iyo kunyora kwako kunenge kwakakwana.

6. Unofara zvechokwadi kana yako mutsara wemirasi yakaramba yakachena pashure pezvakanyorwa.

7. Gore roga roga iwe unowana diary itsva kuti uchinzwe kukurumidza kunzwa.

8. Asi kutenga kwekodha yakanaka yepencil kunoita kuti iwe upedze nguva yakawanda uchiisa zvinhu zvako zvose zvaunoda kunyora mukati.

9. Muchitoro, paunoona huwandu hutsva hwekutumira, unofadza.

10. Saka hauzeze, kutenga zvose zvaunoda.

11. Unoona chiedza uye kupenya kana uchinyorera, paunoshandura cartridge muchitsime chemvura.

12. Inonyanya kukurudzira ndiyo nguva iyo mapepisi ako ose akanyatsopinza.

13. Uye kunyange iwe unofarira zvakanyatsonaka tsvina dzakapedza mushure mekunyorera mapenzura.

14. Erasers mubhokisi rako rinogara rakanyarara uye risina kushandiswa.

15. Uye nerudo rukuru unoshandisa mavara-mavara akawanda pamapepa.

16. Chirwere chekunakidzwa iwe unonzwa paunotenga bhuku rekunyorera uye peni yepa premium kirasi uye unonzwa muviri wose uremu hunokosha uye unhu hwemhando yemapeji.

17. Nguva dzose paunouya nechimwe chikonzero chekutora zvinyorwa kushandisa shanduro yako ine mavara.

18. Unoshungurudzika paunowana chitupa chitsva.

19. Uye wakagadzirira kutsvoda munhu wese kana peneni iwe wakapa chikwereti inodzorerwa kwauri!

Hareruya!