Apo mumwe munhu ari kuunganidza zviuru zvemwoyo pasi pemufananidzo mutsva uchangobva kutakurwa, heroine yedu, iyo yakagoverana selfies, yakakwanisa kunyadzisa nyika yose!
Kuenda kumafirimu, manicure mutsva kana kungova kapu ye latte mu cafe - sai, iwe hauna kuina mifananidzo iyi uye wakagovera mutsva? Zvimwe zvehupenyu hwemazuva ano ndezvokuti chiitiko chipi nechipi chinokosha kana chiitiko chinongova nyore chinofanira kunge chinoratidzika kuonekwa mumagariro evanhu.
Uye izvi zvose zvakatanga saizvozvo prosaically ...
Hungu, mushandisi "Alyssa" aida chaizvo kuratidza mutsva wake mutsva. Uye chii? Hauna kodzero here? Asi pano chimwe chinhu chakashata ...
Vanyatsoteerera vainge vaine nguva yekutsvaga mune ramangwana re musikana uye kunyange kunzwira tsitsi nemaitiro ake!
Uye zvino zvose zvakashandurwa ... Zvinoratidzika kuti vakawanda vakatokanganwa kuti fucking yekufuka yakasviba yakaita sei apo paiva NECHI pasi. Hongu, uye pakiti ine marshmallow!
Iwe unofunga kuti iri bhegi remari here kana kuti zvichida sehomwe yakadaro?
Tibatsire kukudziridza! Damn, gehena, gehena! Waffle iron? Muimba yekuvata ???
Saka ... Hatina kutora kubva pamufananidzo wapfuura! Usave wakangwara kwatiri!
Asi nyika yakanga isina vanhu vasina kunaka!
Isu tirikuonga kwazvo kwauri - oh, Mambo we Photoshop!
Uye, zvinoratidzika, mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro kune nzira imwechete yekubuda: kuzviwanira pfupa yakadaro!