Saka regai tinwe tichidya zvakawanda uye tichifamba zvishoma!
1. Kana ukasarudzwa kwenguva yakati mukibhuki, hausi kupa zororo kumurwi unoramba uripo.
Silence!
Uyewo mabartenders anotarisira sei kunzwa chirongwa chako?
2. Zvakaoma zvikuru kuti iwe ugare chero kupi zvako mushure mokunge 01:00.
Ndiri kumhanya ...
"Ndichangoenda kuchivanze kweminiti!" Uye kubva ikoko, kurumidza kudzokera kumba, kumubhedha unofarira.
3. Kazhinji iwe hausi kuenda chero kupi zvako.
Ndiri kutsvaga mumwe munhu akagadzirira kuenda kugoverana neni.
Iwe unogona kufara kana ukabuda pane imwe nzvimbo, asi kumba, manheru anovimbiswa kuti uende zviri nani ...
4. Watove wakashandisa zvikonzero zvose zvinokwanisika, uchitsanangura chikonzero nei usingazovezve pamusangano neshamwari dzako.
Nokuti ini handidi.
"Inouraya katatu mumwedzi. - Hungu, ndiri munhu anorasika. "
5. Inofamba kusvikira mangwanani musi weChishanu neMugovera iwe unoita sechimwe chinhu chemafari.
Mushure memhemberero, unoda nguva yekuwana zvizere.
6. Kana uchiri kusarudza kuenda kune imwe nzvimbo, zvinonyanya kusununguka kuti uzvinzwe uri mubati rakanyarara pane mubato rinofadza, uko iwe unogona kutamba.
Kugara kunofadza. Kumira kwakaoma zvikuru, kusingadiwi.
7. Kana uchienda kunwa, sarudza mari inodhaka yakawanda inodhura, nguva dzose inodya.
Hey, iwe uripi, ndakapedza madhora 6 pawaini iyi.
Binge yakasvibiswa nezvokudya, zvokudya zvinonwa mvura. Hongu, zvakagadzirwa kune mumwe nemumwe!
8. Kunyange zvazvo mamwe marudzi emanheru anozorora uye anokufadza.
Basa rayo guru nderokuti rinopera nguva isati yasvika 22:00.
9. Hauna chokwadi chokuti unonzwisisa "Facebook". Zvakaoma kuti iwe unzwisise kuti ndiani anonyora zvinyorwa, apo zvinyorwa zvinowanikwa mu tepi yako, kuti ungashandisa sei zvachose!
Nezvakafanana ne "Twitter".
10. Unogara uchigumburwa nekuvandudzwa kwemapurogiramu.
Usambogadziridzwa.
Kuchinja = kwakaipa.
11. Nguva yekupedzisira pamabhuku, magazini, mapepanhau, kushandiswa kwemari zvinopfuura zvakanyanya kudarika doro uye hangouts.
Iwe ndiwe wandakanga ndatsvaga hupenyu hwangu hwose!
12. Iwe wakatanga kutema kubika (kubika iyo, asi iwe waifungei?!)
Keksiki! Tichapedza muffin!
Hungu, uye iwe unoda kudya kudya kunonaka kune zvinopfuura kutora mifananidzo uye kuisa iyo mu Instagram.
13. Unotarisa zvakawanda nezvimwe zvekudya.
Nyeredzi haigoni kubika, kubika, kubika, kubika, kubika.
Vanonakidza uye vanozorodza.
14. Mifananidzo yemufirimu pa 21: 00 inenge ichiita sewe otvaznym pastime.
Izvi zvinopenga.
Ndizvo zvakafanana nekunwa kofi shure kwe18:00!
15. Chinhu chikuru chauri kuda kupedza chikafu.
Kanganwa pamusoro pezvinhu zvinokanganisa uye zvakasikwa, chinhu chikuru - nguva dzose uzere.
16. Zvishoma kubva mubhadharo yemhuri inogara ichigoverwa kutengwa kwemidziyo yakasiyana yekicheni.
Zvinonzwisisika, haukanganwi nezvemhando yekushandisa yekugeza nekuchenesa.
17. Kukurukurirana muTinder nemamwe masangano evanhu vanokuratidza iwe.
Vose vatorwa ava, kushevedzera kusingazivikanwi, kudonha - zvose izvi hazvisi kwauri.
18. Kana iwe ukanyatsotaura zvakasununguka, kufambidzana nemitemo kwauri - zvakanyatsopesana nekuita nguva yakanaka.
Ndinongonzwa ndisinganzwisisiki mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro.
Kusangana nevasingazivi, kufunga kana vachida kukukwezva iwe kurara kana kuti kutarisira kungotaura chete - zvakaoma, uye zvinonakidza.
19. Vanhu vasingagadziri mumamiriro ekunze vanokuitira tsitsi.
Asi kunotonhora panze!
"Iyo inongoita seyakasviba, chaizvoizvo, mumupfeko wakadaro, kunotonhora kuchabaya mapfupa!"
20. Unosarudza shangu dzinobatsira.
Dzvuku? Hongu iyi ndiyo ropa rangu!
Hapana kurwadziwa, kushanda nesimba - kungonyaradza chete, kungofanana chete!
21. Unonyatsofunga mubhedha wako sewe shamwari yako yepedyo.
Ndaizoroora mubhedha wangu.
Pamwe chete iwe unopedza nguva yako saka uchibva pamwoyo uye wakanaka ...