Iko tag yako yepikicha neinonyorwa zvinonyadzisa ichakukumanikidza kuti uiongorore pazvinhu zvako zvose, uye ndiani anoziva, zvichida iwe uchasanganawo saizvozvo.
Iwe unowanzoverenga ruzivo pamusoro pezvigadzirwa zvemashoko, kunyanya mune mutauro wekunze kana kuti kudhindwa kuduku? Zvingangodaro, zvinowanzoitika kakawanda. Uye zvisina maturo, dzimwe nguva unogona kuwana zvinonyangadza "mharidzo" kubva kumugadziri kumutengi.
Dzimwe nguva ivo vanoshamisa, asi vanokurudzira, uye dzimwe nguva hazvinyatsonzwisisi zvakaitwa nemunhu anenge achida kutaura pamusoro pezita racho.
1. Kuwedzera kune runyorwa rukuru rwekuchengetedza chinhu chacho, vashandi vakasarudza kuwedzera pane tag pano zvakataurwa: "Usasunga pandas."
2. Uye pano, pane nzvimbo yakawanda yedhigiriyamu kana tsanangudzo dzemaarabhesi ekukura, vatambi veChinese vakasarudza kusapora uye vakanyora: "Kukura:" Nokuda. "
3. Zvakanga zvakaoma kumugadziri kurondedzera zvose zvaifanira kuitwa nehupfeko iyi, uye akagadzirisa nyaya nenzira iyi, kunyora pamutambo: "Kana ndichifanira kutsanangura, haunganzwisisi."
4. Zvakanaka, hapana chinoshamiswa, majee mumutambo wekutungamirirwa kweterevhizheni yakakurumbira Top Gear inoratidzirwa paT-shirts imwe chete: "Iyi T-shati yakaedzwa pamhuka. Havana kukodzera. "
5. Uye pane mabheji aya, mugadziri wacho anokubvumirawo kutamba. Icho chakanyorwa pamutsara wacho: "Unogona kutamba mukati mavo, kana uchida."
6. Mushure mekunyorwa kwezviito zvinodiwa pakuchengeta chinhu icho chigadziri chinopiwa nokukurumidza kune avo vasinganzwisisi: "Kana kupa kuna amai vako. Anoziva zvokuita. "
7. Asi pamutambo wekupfeka nehukuru hwe "M" pane zvakanyorwa zvakadai: "Kukura" M "kweushingi. Sezvamunoda kuva rimwe zuva. "
8. Pano mugadziri akasarudza kunyevera pamusoro pekukuvadza kunogona kuitika kune vakomana vanokurumidzira: "Chenjerera: lock iri inogona kukuvadza peni yako, iite zvakajeka!".
9. Munhu anofanira kugara ane sarudzo, uye vaiti vechinhu ichi vakafungisisa, vachipa mazano akadaro pamusoro pekuti: "Pamusana pemugumisiro wakanaka: geza mumvura inotonhorera, uoma pamusana wekushisa, usaisa. Nokuda kwemugumisiro wakaipisisa: wedhonza nepadudhe shure kwemotokari, yakaoma padanda. "
10. Uye zviri pachena kuti kungoita kuseka kwemaitiro akanaka. Chinyorwa chiduku chemwe, pane iyo inoti: "Zvinoshamisa kuti wakawana tag ino."
11. Uye pano vakacheri vakanyanyisa vachiti: "Usadya shure kwe pakati peusiku!". Zvinoita sokuti, ndezvemapurisa omusikana.
12. Chimwe chinhu chinonakidza chinobva kumugadziri, chakanyorwa pamusiti: "Nguva dzose undiise pazuva rokutanga: iwe uchaona kushamisa."
13. Chimwe chiduku kuwedzera kwechikwata chevafudzi kuti vadzidzise munzvimbo yevanhu: "Hazvina kupisa zvokuti iwe unofanira kubvisa T-shirt yako. Usava munhu akadaro. "
14. Pano bheji idzva rakadaro rakaonekwa pairirairi rinoreva kuti rinogona kubviswa nemurume nemukadzi.
15. Kunyora kwakanaka pamutambo kunokonzera kunakidza: "Krisimasi 100%. Relax. Idya, unwe uye ufare. Usatevera zvinodyiwa. Smile. "
16. Kune avo vasingatendi kuti zvipfeko zvavakazvitenga hazvisi zvekudenga, vaiti vekugadzira vakagadzira mafuta okuti: "Akaitwa panyika."
17. Asi zvakanyorwa pamapfekero ekukura XL: "Edza pahukuru hweS, uyai, zvinonakidza."
18. Pano zvinhu zvose zviri nyore uye zvakajeka, sei kunyora zvinoshamisa: "Pukuta iyo painova yakasviba."
19. Asati anyora mirayiridzo, muiti wechinhu ichi sezviri pachena akasarudza kuseka vatengi vake. Iko kunyorwa pamutambo: "Hei, kana musingondipeurimwe, zvinoreva kuti chimwe chinhu chakashata nechiso chenyu. Taura kunechiremba. Kana zviri zvakanaka, ndiisei uye mundiendese kumusha. "
20. Sezviri pachena, mumitambo ye sumo, mutsara haugone kupona. Iko kunyoreswa: "Usaisa sumo match".
21. Asi mucheki angangodaro akasarudza kugovana nhamo yake nenyika yose.
22. Chiyeuchidzo chisingadikanwi kubva kumugadziri: "Nguva dzose ini pembongoro yangu."
23. Uye izvi zvichida ndiyo mirayiridzo yakanakisisa yegomba.
24. Nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero, kunyange zvinotevera zvinokurudzirwa pamutambo: "Zvishoma iwe uri, pane imwe nzvimbo muimba yepasi yevabereki vako."
25. China inenge ichiri kuumbwa kwevakawanda, chii icho chinyorwa pamusoro pekudhinda kwejekete? Zvichida kungopa mutsa: "Zvibereko zvehudhi zvinobatsira".
26. Uye zvakare China yakawedzera. Izvo hazvina kubudirira version ye fake pasi pekambani yeNike. Kana kuti muiti akaedza kutaurira mutengi nezvehupfeko yezvokufuka zvake.
27. Zvinofadza, izvi kune chimwe chinhu icho mirayiridzo iri pamutambo ichanyora ichi: "Usashandise sepantsu."
28. VaChina vanocheka vanofarira kuimba, nekuti kunyange pamakanyorwa vanonyora zvinyorwa zvisinganzwisisiki, zvakafanana nemutsara kubva kuimba iyi: "Uye iyo ndiro yakamhanya nemapuni."
29. Nhoroondo yose yekusika kwechinhu ichi inotaurirwa pamusoro payo tag. Uye chii? Saka ndizvo.
30. Iyi ndiyo nzira yekusika yevarimi veminda. Pakarepo simba reRussia nesimba rechigamba raikurira.