Manzwiro haanzwisisiki uye anonzwisiswa nevasayeri vakasiyana nenzira dzakasiyana. Zvinogona kutungamirirwa, asi kazhinji ivo, semuedzo wekutenda, zvinoratidza maonero ako echokwadi pane zviri kuitika.
1. Kana nyanzvi yemutungamiriri asingafungi kutarisa kuti basa iri riri kufambira mberi sei.
2. Paunouya kuzoshanda nehangover, asi uzvite se "cucumber".
3. Kana mumwe waunoshanda navo, waunovenga, achisvetera kune rimwe rutivi rwehofisi.
4. Kana bhizimisi achibhadhara munhu mutsva uye anomuona "nyeredzi."
5. Kana iwe nekukurumidza ucherechedza kuti kurima, sezvakakonzerwa negore rechipiri, kunyange zvazvo pakutanga rakarongwa "kwechinguva chiduku."
6. Kana zvasvika kumashoko okuti Katya naMax vakanga vaine kamwe chete, asi.
7. Paunenge uine nzvimbo itsva yebasa. Mune chikamu chikuru chehofisi.
8. Paunenge uchiputsa iwe unokanganisa pamberi pegirazi newaunofarira.
9. Apo pamagumo emwedzi uno kumirira kuverenga mubato rekuverenga.
10. Paunorasikirwa nekunyadziswa kwose uye uine hove yakakodzera kubasa.
11. Apo pakombiyuta iri duku kudarika mapepa akaunganidzwa.
12. Apo zuva rehomwe rakauya.
13. Paunenge wakamirira, avo vaunoshanda navo vachapa mutsva mutsvuku.
14. Apo ingongogara pasi uye haigoni kuyeuka ani zvake nezita.
15. Pavakaitirana nharo nemari uye vakakunda.
16. Paunotanga "kutumira" tsamba kune shamwari uye kamwe kamwe unoziva kuti hauna kubvisa "kutumira kune vose" chekuongorora.
17. Kana uchiyeuka kuti tsamba iyi yaiva yehupenyu hunotevera: "Dai ndaive mukuru wangu mukuru, zvingave zvakasuruvarisa kune mukuru"
18. Paunoona kuti tsamba haina kuenda, uye iwe wakangopukunyuka chirango chorufu ... Yee-ee!
19. Paunenge uine nguva yekuita manicure panguva yekudya kwemasikati, shure kwezvose iwe uri unyanzvi hunofadza.
20. Apo mukuru wechikoro akabvunza kana iwe une chido chekushanda pamusi wevhiki.
21. Kana vashandi vasingadikani vasingateereri shure kwemibvunzo yavo isingaperi.
22. Vamwe pavanotora vamwe xy ... zuva rinogara munzvimbo yenyu yebasa.
23. Apo anotsanangura kwauri kuti ungaita sei basa rako.
24. Apo vashandi vako vanosiya makapu asina tsvina mushure mekupedza kofi, uye iwe, seanenge wakachena, ugeze.
25. Apo mumwe waaishanda naye, uyo ari mukambani akadhakwa ndokutaura zvinhu zvose zvezvinhu zvakashata, akatamba neMuvhuro kuti ashande.
26. Pawakabatwa mutsvuku -kuba ye yogurt yomumwe munhu.
27. Pawakambovhiringidzwa pamusangano.
28. ... uye vakatanga kutaura zvamunofanira kutaura.
29. ... uye ndakakutorera mabhonasi.
30. Apo iwe unomanikidzwa kupinda muzviito zvekudzidzira.
31. Apo boka racho ritsva uye ivo vakadaro!
32. Paunorara masikati.
33. Kana waunoshanda naye akubata iwe.
34. Apo hafu yehope yakaisa zvinhu zvekutanga zvakasangana, asi pabasa chete vanoziva kuti vanotarisa idiotic, kuti vanyatsoritora, asi vanoenderera mberi kushanda, nokuti iwe ndimi webhizimisi rako.
35. Apo manheru acho ose akapedza kutarisa mutsara, uye mumangwanani meso achitarisa kurara.
36. Apo munhu wese ari pamutambo ari kunakidzwa kubva pane imwe nguva iwe iwe, zvinosuruvarisa, warasikirwa.
37. Paunenge usingakwanisi kuyeuka kuguma kwekupedzisira kwekushanda kwezuva rakashanda.
38. Paunenge wakazvigadzirira kuzvisungirira kubva kune ushamwari hwevamwe.
39. Apo kupopotedzana nemunhu anoshanda naye mumuviri uye "estessna" anozvidemba.
40. Apo iwe ndiwe chete wakasara muhofisi manheru.
41. Apo mukuru mukuru akazorumbidza.
42. Pawakaita chikanganiso chepenzi mumushumo wegore uye unotaridzika sejinga pamberi peboka rese.
43. Apo iwe hauna kuita zvikanganiso mumushumo wegore negore, asi hauna kugamuchira zvakakodzera, mumaonero ako, kurumbidza.
44. Pawakasimudzirwa uye unonzwa simba rako pachako.