Kindergarten jokes: mapuranga makumi matatu emuedzo uyu kuvabereki nevana!

Manna porridge ane mazamu, mukaka nehupamhi, masikati masikati - haufungi kuti takasarudza kutarisa shamwari dzedu dzinotyisa nechechi yegreenergarten. Pane zvinopesana - nhasi zvose izvi zvinokonzerwa panzvimbo ino zvinokonzera kusemwerera uye kunyange kutadza. Chii chisingagoni kutaurwa pamusoro pevana vemazuva ano!

Maiwe, zvinoratidzika kuti vadzidzisi vose vakanaka uye nhengo dzepamberi dzakagara dzichiri pamba, uye chikwata chechikwereti hachisi zvachose ... Uye zvimwezve kutsanangura kuti mapikicha ose kubva kune mamwe masangano ezvidzidzo zvemazuva ano akafanana nekuedza kwechokwadi kuvabereki nevana? Zvakanaka, tarisa iwe pachako!

1. Unofunga kuti tsamba iyi yakanganisa here?

2. Hungu, zviratidzo izvi zvinonyevera nezvengozi, nokukurumidza sezvavanokwanisa!

3. Uye izvi hazvirevi hanya!

4. Hatidi kunyange kufungidzira mufananidzo uyu ...

5. Ndinoshamisika kuti ndeupi mwana achabvumirana kupinda napasuo iri achizvidira uye asina hanya?

6. Sokunge mumwe munhu achiedza zvakanyanya, kuti munda wevana unobatanidzwa chete nezvinotyisa!

7. Asi mhepo yekufamba-shanduka ichaita kuti mweya wevana vepfungwa ...

8. Scarecrow uye high fence - kuchengetedzwa kwehutano 80!

9. Asi mapapa achaziva kunyatsoenda kupi uye kuti awane kupi mwana!

10. Zvinoratidzika kuti kunyange iwe hauna basa rakawanda rakazvimirira sevana veboka iri rekare!

11. Vabereki vedu havana kuziva uye havana kuona izvi!

12. Ndakatumira mwana kuchikwereti uye ndakamhanyira kumunda! Kana zvisina kudaro, sei kugadzirisa mukana wekuendeswa kwemiriwo?

13. Sezviri pachena, pakupera kwevhiki, vabereki vari kungoedza kuregera kubva muyemusi wevhiki inoshanda ...

14. Hatitombozivi kuti chii chamuchazonyora mubhuku remibvunzo yakadaro!

15. Iwe unokosha here ???

16. Ndivanaani vangadai vakafunga kuti hurumende inobatsira inobatsira pakutsvaga vanyori?

17. Uye iwe unofunga, saka zvinowanzogadziriswa zvipikisi izvi zvevana vekutanga?

18. Zvakanaka kuti hationi kuenderera mberi!

19. Ndicho chikonzero nei vana vasingadi nhau dzepano kubva paudiki hwedu!

20. Saka vanofamba kana kufamba navo?

21. Inoratidzika basa ravo remangwana rakatoiswa chisimbiso!

22. Uye hakuna munhu anorota kuva muchengeti zvino ...

23. Zvinoratidzika kuti vana ivo pachavo vari kunongedza pane chimwe chinhu!

24. Oo, makwikwi aya ari mukorogi! Tizai panguva yekunyaradza ...

25. Ndiani akazviziva?

26. Baba vomumwe munhu havazofari ...

27. Nditendei, nemudzidzisi akadaro, vana pachavo vachatanga kutaurira mazita ose!

28. Uye musoro wamai vangu wakaputsika, sei vanababa vachida kuendesa vana vavo kuEva Idzva Idzva ...

29. Apo rinodzokorora makumi maviri, asi chimwe chinhu chakanga chisina kuitika maererano neurongwa!

30. Uye munguva yedu kunyange mabheji aiva akanaka. Ndinoshamisika kuti hupenyu hwangu huri nehurugi huri kuitei?

31. Tinovimba kuti mhuri yake haisi yechitendero zvakare?

32. Kubvisa mangwanani mumakoroji, kwete chokwadi chokuti manheru iwe uchadzidza mwana wako!

33. Zvinoratidzika kuti isu tiri kutogadzirira chimwe chinhu!

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35. Kunyange, apo-apo isu tichiri kuenderera mberi tichifamba kubva pakupedza chikoro pabhadharo yemuchato mukuru!