Kusanganisira, kazhinji munaEpril, 1 kuchikoro chevana vanopedza zvimiti zvinowanzoita kuti vana vave nemafungiro uye vanopa zvachose simba ravo rakanaka.
Mifananidzo yaApril 1 yevadzidzi vekusekondari
Semitemo, kuseka kwevadzidzi kuchikoro chemashure maduku kunogadzirirwa nevabereki pamwechete nevadzidzisi. Ndivo avo vanogadzirisa mamiriro ezvinhu epamberi uye vanogadzira zvipfeko zvinodiwa uye maitiro. Musoro wechiitiko chakadai, uye chikuru, chinogona kuva chero chipi, asi chinofanira kunge chakanyatsoenderana nehupenyu hwechikoro.
Somuenzaniso, iwe unogona kutora pfungwa shoma pamusoro pehukama hwemudzidzi uye mudzidzisi kana kuti mumwe wavo akatamba sei pane imwe nguva yezororo raApril 1. Hazvina maturo kurova chirongwa chinorongwa, panguva iyo mumwe wevarume anoedza kudzivirira zvirwere nesimba rake rose, asi pakuguma haabudiriri.
Kufunga pamusoro penyaya yakadai seyi, chenjerera. Hazvigamuchirwi kuisa pfungwa dzakadaro, panguva iyo mumwe wevarume anogona kuona maitiro avo "kubva kunze" uye anonyanya kugumburwa.
Mifananidzo yeEpril 1 yevadzidzi vekusekondari
Zviitiko zvinonakidza musi waApril 1 zvinogona kuiswa kwete chete kwevana vechikoro mumakoro maduku, asiwo kune vakwegura. Mukuwedzera, vechidiki vanenge vaine mufaro mukuru uye kufarira kunobatanidzwa mune sangano rekugadzirwa kwezvinhu, pamwe nekusika script uye zvigadzirwa.
Zvingava zvakakwana kwauri kuti ufunge nezvehurukuro yehurukuro uye kuparadzira mabasa pakati pevarume, uye vakomana nevasikana vanozoita zviri nyore ivo pachavo. Mumakwikwi akadaro, hukama hwemunhu pakati pevechiri kuyaruka, kuongorora kwekupedzisira, uye remangwana kupedza chikoro chechikoro uye kugamuchirwa kune munhu mukuru zvinowanzoonekwa.
Kunyanya, iwe unogona kuzarura mharidzo yevana nevabereki vavo nechiitiko chinotevera chinonzi "Kunakidza kwakabva kupi?" :
Princess Nesmeyana: (kuchema)
Mukoti 1: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, rega kuchema, ndichakupa candy?
Princess Nesmeyana: (kuchema)
Nurse2: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, zvakanaka, ndinoda kukuitirai mabasa ose epamba pamitauro yekunze gore rese? Ingoimisa.
Princess Nesmeyana: Ndiregei ndoga.
Princess Nesmeyana: Ndiani akambotaura izvozvo mumanyaya anofadza-kunetsa.
Nanny2: Zvichida tinogona kukwira motokari?
Muchinda weNesmeyan: skated. Zvinotyisa!
Nanny: Pane here bhora?
Princess Nesmeyana: Zvinotyisa!
Mukoti 2: Uye kuchema hakusi kunakidza?!
Princess Nesmeyana: Hazvina kunaka, ndokusaka ndichichema zvikuru. Ita chimwe chinhu.
(Mambo anopinda)
The Tsar: (inoratidza kuti ane migraine kubva pakuchema) Saka, ndaneta ndatotanga, zuva rimwe nerimwe misodzi. Tinofanira kuita chimwe chinhu.
Ini ndinoparidzira muumambo hwose, kusvikira Nesmeyana akadzidza nzira yekuseka, kumutamisa kubva munhau.
Princess Nesmeyana: Kwete, ndinoda kuramba ndiri munhau.
Tsar: Mukoti, iwe unoti chii, ndinogona kusiya mukomana?
Nanny: Inogona kudzidziswazve here?
Princess Nesmeyana: (shakes her head) Kwete!
Tsar: Maita henyu, iwe wakamutsa kare.
Mukoti 2: Unokwanisa kuzviisa pakona here?
Princess Nesmeyana: (shakes her head) Kwete!
Tsar: Ndiri kurwisa chirango chenyama, uye kodzero dzemwana ...
Princess Nesmeyana: Zvichida pane, rudzii rwemishonga ishungu?
Tsar: iwe wakaedza mishonga panguva yekupedzisira, saka kukwikwidza kwakatorwa nehurumende yose.
Princess Nesmeyana: Handizvo, handizvo mhosva yangu yandineta.
Mukoti 1: Baba baba, vanotaura pano pazororo rechikoro - Zuva Rokuseka - vanogona kuzvitumira ipapo?
Mukoti 2: Mhandara ichafara, asi pakati pevamwe varume ichagara. Zvichida vanoziva kuti havafaniri kunetseka sei?
Princess Nesmeyana: (anokwidza musoro) Hongu!
Tsar: Handizvo, handisi kutumira mhandara ikoko, asi pano iwe unoenda, tarira, ona zvose zvakavanzika. Uye ini ini pfupi ini pfupi ndichitsva chiedza chakachena.
Princess Nesmeyana: Uyai, ngatichimbidzike, uye ini ndichiri kuongorora magazini yemafashoni, ndichachema. Handina mbatya dzakadaro, hakuna mweya yakadaro ....
Tsar: Imari inenge isina chinhu uye inotsvaga. Uye iwe uchachema, sokunge kuti kubva munhau yenyasha ndichatumira.
Chiitiko chinotevera "Mazano ekukunda mukwikwi wezvakanaka" inogona kuiswa mukusimudzira kunaka kwevana vechikoro nevabereki vavo, pamwe nevadzidzisi. Mashoko acho anoverengwa nomunhu mumwe chete, asi mushure mokunge rimwe nerimwe rezano rake rinotevera kuratidzwa nomumwe mudzidzi:
- Chinhu chekutanga chimiro chacho - Zvakakosha kuzvichengetedza mumagetsi e mittens, mune mamwe mazwi, hapana chokudya.
- Simbisa unhu hwako nekuita.
- Chinhu chinonakidza.
- Zvipfeko. Iva wakazaruka zvikuru. (kubata bundu, kutora jira)
- Shoes dzinofanira kuva dzakanaka.
- Mukupikisana kwepfungwa kumibvunzo yose yekupindura muchidimbu uye zvakajeka: hongu, kwete, handizvo ini.
- Iwe unofanirwa kuva nehana yakanaka yezwi. Asi hazvikurudzirwi kuita Ramstain, Rasmus, Okean Elzy, nezvimwe.
- Usapfeke zvishongo zvakawandisa uye zvakaremera. Mhete dzinorema dzinochera nzeve dzavo uye muhuchembera hwavo dzichava mabvi-akakwirira kwamuri.
- Kukunda, usaisa pangozi utano hwako uye kuita mapurisa akawanda epurasitiki kuti uvandudze mararamiro ako - zviri nani enda kuchikoro, iwe unotya ipapo, uye izvi zvichave zviri nani kudarika chero mashizha.
- Paunopinda muzvikoro zvekuchikoro usamhanya kumutungamiriri uye usabvunza "Zvakanaka, nditore ini." Musikana anofanira kuziva iye zvake zvakakosha.
Uye chimwe chiitiko che " Zvitadzo zvedu" zvingakubatsira iwe kuronga hofari yechikoro inofadza:
Vadzidzi: mudzidzisi uye mudzidzi Petrov.
Mudzidzisi: Petrov, enda kubhodhi uye nyora pasi nyaya pfupi yandakakuudza.
Mudzidzi anoenda kubhodhi uye anogadzirira kunyora.
Mudzidzisi (anotora): "Baba naamai vakatsoropodza Vovha nokuda kwekuita zvakaipa. Vova guiltily akanyarara, uye akabva apa vimbiso yekuvandudza. "
Mudzidzi anonyora pachinangwa chebhodhi.
Mudzidzisi: Makuru! Simbisa mazita ose munyaya yako.
Mudzidzi anosimbisa mazwi: "baba", "amai", "Vova", "maitiro", "Vova", "vimbiso".
Mudzidzisi: Akaitwa? Sarudza matambudziko ayo mazita aya amire. Unonzwisisa here?
Mudzidzi: Hungu!
Mudzidzisi: Tanga!
Mudzidzi: "Baba naamai". Ndiani? Chii? Vabereki. Nokudaro, nyaya yacho ndeyemagetsi.
Mudzidzi: Akatsoropodza ani, chii? Vova. "Vova" ndiro zita. Nokudaro, nominative case.
Mudzidzi: Akatsoropodzwa kune chii? Pamusana pemafambiro akaipa. Iko kuoneka, chimwe chinhu chaita. Nokudaro, mu "maitiro", nyaya yacho inobatsira.
Mudzidzisi: Vova akanga akanyarara guiltily. Nokudaro, pano "Vova" ine mhosva yekupomera.
Mudzidzi: Zvakanaka, uye "vimbiso", hongu, munyaya yedare, sezvo Vova akazvipa! Ndizvo zvose!
Mudzidzisi: Hongu, kuongororwa kwakazove kwakatanga! Siya diary, Petrov. Ndinoshamisika kuti iwe unoti chiratidzo chei?
Mudzidzi: Ndeupi? Zvechokwadi, zvishanu!
Mudzidzisi: Saka, ivo vashanu? Nenzira, iwe wakadana zita iri rokuti "shanu"?
Mudzidzisi: Mu prepositional? Nei zvakadaro?
Mudzidzi: Zvakanaka, ndakazvikurudzira ini!
Mukuwedzera, usakanganwa kuti maitiro akanaka kwazvo anowanikwa impromptu. Kana vana vakagadzirwa zvakanaka uye vanofungidzira, vanogona kukurumidza kukurukura nekukurukurirana kunonakidza uye kuratidzira pazvikamu zvemufananidzo wevhidhiyo yakagadzirirwa nguva yezororo.