13 mashizha makoreji ari pamusoro pechimwe che y-y-dhaka mamiriro ekutanga kweNew Year yeWhite House

Gore rino, vashandisi veIndaneti vakatanga Nhepfenyuro Idzva mangwanani. Vose vanovonga tweet yemusoro weDhipatimendi reHurumende reUnited States, iyo yakatumira mufananidzo weKrisimasi yekushongedza kweWhite House.

1. Ndiyo nzira yakanakisisa yekushongedza kwaMelania Trump.

Jewelery "yakanakidzwa" kwete veAmerica chete. Nyika yose yakabva yangotanga kuisa makorgesi, kuseka ichi chakaipa, iyo inonyanya kufanana nemugwagwa unotyisa wegehena uye haisi kukonzera zvachose mhemberero uye Krisimasi manzwiro.

2. From light to dark or Michelle Obama vs. Melania Trump.

3. Mushandi weVhite House, nekukurumidza, mapatya kubva "Shining" haangagoni kumirira kutamba newe.

4. Jack Skellington inonyatsopindira mumugwagwa uyu.

5. Pasingazvizivi, Melania akaumba mamiriro ezvinhu akanaka ekumuka kweMweya weNyika mu White House. Kana kuti akazviita nemaune here?

6. Vashandi ve "Tweeter" vakaratidza kuti zvose izvi zvishongedzo ndezvigadziriro yemariro eAmerica democracy ...

7. Zviri pachena kuti chimwe chinhu chiri kuitika: "Zvinhu zvinoshamisa zvinowanikwa" mu White House.

8. Nguva yezororo inopikira kuva yakajeka ... heino kunyange maDementors akazviwisira!

9. Penny chete ane bhora tsvuku pano uye hazvina kukwana.

10. Chiedza pamagumo emugwagwa ... hazviiti nguva dzose.

11. Ngorega kumurega. Sezviri pachena, uyu mutenzi akagamuchirwa weWhite House.

12. Mhuka dzose dzinofara nebasa raMelania. Ndinoshamisika, uye mumapfeketei ayo munyori wezvisikwa izvi zvinoshamisa achauya kuzopemberera Krisimasi?

13. Zvisikwa zve "Star Wars" zvinofanira kufungisisa, zvichida mapurisa mashomanana kubva pachiitiko chitsva chesaga uye chaizvoizvo inofanira kupfurwa pano?

14. Kuvepa kwakanakisisa zvokuti Penny kunyange ane godo. Mukurwisana nechekupedzisira kweChristian House yakashongedzwa, chigaro chake chinoratidzika sechinyanyisa.