Mhuka, sevanhu, dzine kusiyana kwakasiyana, tsika, uye kunyange mafungiro avo anosiyana zvichienderana nemamiriro ezvinhu. Tinopa kutarisa vakaipa chaivo, avo vangangodaro vaite mumavhidhiyo.
Kuenzanisa kwemhuka dzakawanda hakusi pasi pevanyori vakakurumbira veHollywood - vakoma vedu vaduku vanoratidza zvakakwana kufara, kusuruvara, kudzokera uye, hongu, kutsamwa. Ngatitarisei mhuka dzaizodarisana zvakanaka nebasa revanhu vakuru mumavhidhiyo.
1. Kusarudzwa kwenzvimbo yemambo wemhuka kwakapfuura 100%.
2. Kwete, iyi haisi chikamu chitsva chemufirimu "Makati anorwisa imbwa", ndiyo imbwa yangu yakadzoka kubva kufamba.
3. Hezvino izvo zvinoratidzika semunhu, ndiani akaronga chimwe chinhu chakaipa.
4. Sezviri pachena, ndakataurira iyo imbwa pasina chikonzero kuti iwe unoda kuenda kune vet. Haudi kutendeuka zvachose.
5. Kana iwe ukatsiva vhudziro nePasi Pasi muWhitehop, uchawana mapurisa akagadzirira zvemufirimu we "Mukunde Wepasi".
6. Ndakasimuka uye ndakaona pamberi pechiso changu mukati wenyama, uyo, sezviri pachena, akanga atoneta nokundimirira uye ari pedyo.
7. Chii chingava chakaipa kana kunyange imbwa yako ichikutarisa iwe sechinhu.
8. Mhosva yezvakaipa - kubata pamberi pevamwe.
9. Hedgehog inonyatsotsamwiswa nemakwenzi akadai akaderera, zvigadzirwa zvemhizha uye akagadzirira kuita chisarudzo.
10. Iyi ichangobva kupfurwa nokuda kwefirimu pamusoro pekurwa kwevanhu vanobva kunze kwenyika!
11. Kana pasina mafungiro okumwemwerera, asi mamiriro ezvinhu anoda kuti iwe "udzive kunze" kunyemwerera iwe pachako.
12. Ndaida kutora mufananidzo wembwa dzangu, asi ndakaona kuti dzakasimbiswa sei nemamwe masimba enyika.
13. Nzeve, kufanana naHitler, inogona kuita kuti vanhu vange vasati vasvike nehove yegoogle.
14. Chenjerera, Superman uye Spider-Man, nokuti gamba idzva rakaipa rakaonekwa mumigwagwa.
15. Pashure pemufananidzo uyu, ndinoda kunyevera: "Unoona iyo proprium - inodarika chikamu".
16. Pandakakoka shamwari dzekuzvarwa kwangu, asi havana kuuya - mafungiro aripo zero.
17. Panguva iyoyo akabva atanga kuyeuka kuti pane imwe nzira akakurudzira kati yake, uye akagadzirira chirongwa chokutsiva.
18. Iwe unofunga kuti turuve imhuka dzisingabatsiri zvachose, asi chaizvoizvo dziri kuronga hurongwa hwakaipa uye huchakurumidza kuiona. Saka tarisira zvakanyanya.
19. Mumwe munhu achiri kutenda kuti marabhu ndiwo mhuka dzakanakisa pasi pano here?
20. Chimiro chakanakisisa chemafirimu matsva pamusoro pezviratidzo zvinotyisa zvesainzi akaipa.
21. Iye zvino, nokuda kwaiye uyo mifananidzo yeAngry shiri yakagadzirwa.
22. Zvinoratidzika kuti kati hainzwisisi kuti shiri yakatogadzirira, uye iri kugadzirira kurwisa mhuka yake.
23. Mhuru inoratidza maitiro ayo kuti haasi akagadzirira kugovana mukaka naamai vake. Ndiani angatsunga kuswedera?
24. Kana iwe usati wanga usingazivi kushorwa kunotaridzika sei, tarisa kuonekwa kwechiitiko ichi.
25. Zviri nani kuti tisavhiringidzwa kubva pane hurukuro, uye ipapo mwana wacho anononoka achimirira kusvikira bhora richikandwa kwaari.
26. Kwekanguva iwe unogona kufunga kuti iyo imbwa yakagarwa naBas, yakananga kukwira ichidzika pasi mumuviri wake.
27. Wakamboshanyira mutsva mutsva wefirimu "Rambo"? Ichi ndicho chinyorwa chake chitsva.
28. Kati iri pachena kuverenga pane imwe nzvimbo yakagadzikana, uye iye zvino ari kufunga chimwe chinhu chisina kunaka.
29. Nguva iyo iwe unoona kuti kutsiva kunotyisa hakuzodzivirirwa.
30. Anogona kukunda anokunda ane nhumbi ine ngozi mumaoko ake. Anotarisa saiye asinganetseki mukukunda.
31. Pausiku iye akauya achibva kunzvimbo yekudhakwa, uye mangwanani akaona kutongerwa kwakadaro kutonga kwekate rake. Sezviri pachena, zuro ndakabvumira zvikuru.
32. Panguva iyoyo, ndaida kupinda mune imwe imba, ndozvichengeta ini uye ndodana vaponesi.
33. Nenzira chaiyo yechiratidzo chaiyo kubva mufirimu inotyisa! Zvakanaka kuti kuedza kudana Dhiabhorosi kwakave kusina maturo.
34. Handikwanise kuwana kati yangu kwenguva refu, kusvikira ndakatarisa kumusoro. Iye zvino ndave nechokwadi kuti chipfuwo chakaronga chimwe chinhu chakaipa.
35. Kati yakange ichinyorwa neupfu, uye inoratidzika seyo iri kuiswa muchengeti wefirimu itsva inotyisa.
36. Zvinotyisa kutendeuka paunenge uchiona mukuratidzira sechiso chakaipa uye chinonyadzisa chekate yako. Chii chaangadai aita ipapo?
37. Imbwa haitombofungi kuti yakambotaura naye nechingwa chiduku.
38. Heanoi izvo muchengeti anonyadzisa anotaridzika sekuti: bvudzi harina kuuya panguva ino sezvaidiwa.
39. Kati inochengetedza nharaunda yose mukufungidzira. Kana zuva rapera, zviri nani kuti usapinda.
40. Kati yakadyidzana nekuti muenzi wacho anowedzera nguva yakawanda paInternet, uye anozviratidza zvose nezvinoonekwa zvake.