Haasi katsi dzose dzakanaka, izvo zvingaratidzika pakutanga. Aya makati anoratidza izvi.
1. Heino kati, iyo inoramba ichidonha mvura mudzimba. Kunyanya panguva apo tenzi wake haanzwisisi.
2. Wakamboona kati-skunk here? Tarira!
3. Iyi kotyara inofungidzira kuti inoda majee ose omuridzi, uye inojekesa kuti haisi kunyangadza. Inotyisa.
4. Uyu murwi akajeka kwazvo muzuva.
5. Tinoziva kuti upenyu hwakasaruramisira, asi kuti ndizvo ... Inguva yekumira.
6. Nokukurumidza pazvose zvichitarisa nyika: "Chenjerera kate iri mumotokari."
7. Kuchenesa mvura yakachena!
8. Uyu mubati wechikwata akapa bhanhire kune shamwari nokuti iye ... akafemerwa.
9. Uyu mhare haazoregi pasina - hapana munhu acharova zvinyorwa zvake mukuputsika kweimba yemakadhi.
10. Zhadina nyuchi yakakonzera cucumber.
11. Ichi chiduku ndicho chishandiso chakakodzera chishandi.
12. Dooolguo akamirira kuuya kwedziri, saka akaona kuti "kufa" Krisimasi.
13. "Handitendi" murudo! - Cat Batkovich Stanislavsky.
14. Chirume chakatanga kukurukura, asi kati haina hanya nemarumisi.
15. Ndicho chikonzero nei midziyo yemumba ichikurumidzira kunze.
16. Kusarudza kusaenda kubva pamubhedha we shamwari yake yepamusoro, kati iyi inoratidza hukuru hwepamusoro, huri hunyengeri hwake.
17. Kuita chokwadi kuti pane nzvimbo pane pasi, uyu prankster akatonga girazi kuti "kuparadzwa."
18. Kusashamwaridzana ndiro zita rake ropakati.
19. Kuedza kwakanakisisa kuparadza musangano waishekadzikadzi wake.
20. Kwete kwete nekugadzirira kwezororo. Zororo rake ...
21. Ndakaona kuti ndapinda mukamera, ndinofunga kuti: "Handisi ini, uye mhou haisi yangu!". Kunyanya, shamwari? Zvose zvinoratidzwa pavhidhiyo!
22. HAPANA kuzvibata naamai vako.
23. HAPANA kuzvibata nevana.
24. Iri kati haritomborarami pano kunze kwembwa, asi inofanana nemuiti.
25. Kati iyi haina kukoshesa ukama hwomutsa.
26. Zvakanyanya kuoma kuva nyenyedzi: hapana kumira kubva kune vateki, paparazzi pane imwe nhanho ... Zviri pachena kuti zvinoshungurudza, asi kwete kuchidimbu chimwe chete, kati!
27. Kati iyi yakasarudza nzira yakanyanyisa kurega kutarisa mutambo webato redu rebhora.
28. Uye zhardyayu iyi inenge yakanaka, inotyisa.
29. Zvakanaka, uye pakupedzisira ... Hapana kuudza ...