Pano iwe unotenga tiketi yendege uye usambofungidzira kuti ndiani angava muvakidzani wako.
Ndiani anoziva, zvichida ichava munhu ane ruzivo rwekare, uyo, nekunoroka kwake, haangakuregi iwe kurara zvakanaka, kana, zvichida, pedo newe unenge uchingogara uri mukomana anofadza, paanenge achida kuona. Asi zvinogoneka kuti muvakidzani wako haazovi munhu zvachose. "Zvino ndiani?", Iwe unobvunza nenzwi rinonetseka. Zvino tsvakai!
1. Inchantress yakakura-zhinji, kune vose vanofambisa inofungidzirwa.
Nenzira, maawa mashanu ekubhururuka uyu mukomana anofadza aigara achitarisa kuburikidza nehotera, uye pasina kuita zvishoma.
2. Iwe iwe unofarira kumba ndiyo kati, uye kune mumwe munhu pamba pano vanogara pano vakadaro grunting mordaha.
Wakafunga zvakare kuti anosemwerera mumufananidzo uyu? Usangoti hauna kushamiswa nepfungwa yokuti iyi yenguruve ine pasipoti.
3. Uye iyi iri mukomana muduku. Ichokwadi, chitarisiko chake hachivhundutsi chero munhu, asi, pane zvinopesana, zvinokonzera kunyemwerera.
Mumwe mufudzi weGermany anonzi Kiddi anoenda kumba. Akatamira kubva kuSouth Marine Corps. Pabhobho rekuenda uku, vese vaifamba vachimurova vachimurova nemakore gumi nemaviri ekushanda nesimba.
4. Zvichida imbwa dzine pfungwa yadzo yekuziva mavakidzani vavo.
Ngatitii mutema (uyo kuruboshwe) anobvunza murume akanaka bhondhi (ari kurudyi): "Hey, murume, unoda kutyisa kunotyisa here?", Uye iyo yakapindura kuti: "Hapana zvakawanda. Uye iwe? ". "Uye zvinoratidzika kwandiri kuti handingasviki kuchimbudzi ikozvino nekuda kwekutya," Chernenko anotaura.
5. Unofungawo here kuti iyi ndiyo imbwa inoteerera munyika?
Ingotarisa kuti akadzikama sei! Ichi chinoratidzika charmingly chakakodzerwa chikafu mushure mekufamba.
6. Hungu, hongu, iyi koala iri kutambaira kirasi yokutanga.
Zvechokwadi, iyi chithunzi chinonyengetedza chikwangwani "Anobhururuka chikoro chokutanga. Uye chii chawakaita? ".
7. Fungidzira kuti inguva yakawanda sei zvinhu zvinoshamisa zviri muchikepe zvinosangana nevashumiri vanoenda.
Somuenzaniso, iyi turkey. Ndinofanira kutaura kuti uyo anogara pedyo naye haasi "hake" kana "mukana" wekuva nemuvakidzani akadaro.
8. Paunoona iyi wetneck haugoni kubatsira asi kunyemwerera.
Fungidzira chete kuti iwe wakagadzika kugadzika pasi, uye ipapo imbwa inonzwika inonzwika kubva muchikwama chemuvakidzani. Bvumirana kuti unoda kutora iyi milf.
9. Uyu ndiDhanieri. Hungu, ari doro uye kwete, haufaniri kumudana Donald Duck. Anomuvenga.
Nenzira, shiri iyi ndeyemhando yezvipfuwo zvinopa rubatsiro rwemweya kumunhu anofamba, uye iye ane kunyange chikwata chakakodzera (ESAN). Zvisinei, kutora mhuka dzemhuka dzinobvumirwa chete nemutemo weAmerica.
10. Zvakanaka, nei magwanda akadaro akatakurwa muhomwe yekutakura? Sei asingagoni kugara pazvombo zve tenzi wake. Izvo zvisina kuremekedza!
Tarisa chete pamwana uyu uye ramba uchirega kutaura kuti haunzwisisi kubhururuka kana chigaro chako hachina kukwana zvakakwana kwauri.
11. Kwete, usati haufariri mapinki.
Akagara muchifuva che tenzi wake, iye, zvinoshamisa, anotarisa akadzikama.
12. Imbwa iyi inonzi Belzei ndeyechokwadi, saka hazvishamisi kuti nei achifambisa kirasi yekutanga, uye kunyange pachigaro chakasiyana.
Nenzira, ndiye munhu mukuru weBellaise Shop.
13. Mumwe munhu anotakura turkeys, vamwe vana vaduku, uye mhuka yemumwe munhu inofadza cheetah.
Iwe unogona kupenga (mupfungwa yakanaka yeshoko), shure kwekuona mwana akanaka akadaro ari mupenyu.
14. "Uye iwe wakanamatira?" - Ziso iri rinofarira pano.
Kutarisa paiyo imbwa, inoita sekuti iwe usati wakanyanyisa zvikuru mubasa renyika.
15. Kwete, kwete, iwe hauna kuonekwa. Muchikwata ichi makabhururuka chaizvo.
Pakutanga kwegore rino, mhizha yacho yaigona kuona ruzivo rwekuti Prince of Saudi Arabia akatora 80 (!) Hawks pamwe naye ari mundiza. Uyezve, shiri imwe neimwe ine pasipoti uye tende yakasiyana.
16. Iyi ndiyo nzira yekubatana kwechokwadi kumunhu kune shamwari yake ine tsoka ina.
Nenzira, ava vaviri vakarara saizvi kwemaawa maviri. Kana iyi isiri rudo, zvino chii?
17. Uye imbwa iyi inofara iri mubhoti yega yega.
Ichokwadi kuti vavakidzani vake havakwanisi kuva pano. Pashure pezvose, havasi vose vanogona kukwereta jet yega. Asi nhau yembwa iyi inobata zvakadzika zvemweya. Muchidimbu, yakabviswa kubva kune venzi vemakomo, avo vhiki dzisina kufudza murume akanaka uye vakaramba vachiita zvisingaiti. Nenzira yakanaka, vakawana vatsva. Amai emumwe wevadzidzi vanoita kambani inopa ndege dzega. Akakwanisa kubvumirana pamusoro pekufambisa mhuka pamwe nemutyairi, uyo, sezvazvakaitika, akanga ane mwoyo wegoridhe. Nemafaro, akafara kubvuma kuuya ne labrador kune imwe nyika yakapoteredza.
18. Zvinoratidzika kuti iyi milady haipesani kutamba newe.
Iwe haugoni kumuramba, iwe?
19. Apo pane rimwe bhodhi pakanga pane kati uye puppy service.
O Mwari! Nhai! Iyi ndege inoropafadzwa.
Zvinoratidzika kuti ava vaviri havasi kuzova vavengi.
20. Ndinoshamisika kana ichi ndicho chikwata chokutanga chechisikwa chakaisvonaka zvakadaro?
Ngwarira kune zvakanakisa maruva aya anofadza kangaroos.
21. Uye imbwa iyi ingangodaro inofambisa mweya
Zvinoshamisa!
Murume uyu zviri pachena kuti ane mukana ane muvakidzani wakadaro anosemwerera.
22. Mhedziso iyi inotyisa kana iwe uchidya nyoka yako uye pakarepo unoziva kuti mumwe munhu arikucherechedza.
"Hongu, dude. Hamuzivi ini, kana ini. Asi inoshandura chokwadi chokuti iwe unongoda kugoverana neni ini yako inofadza snack. Ichokwadi, usafunga kuti ndiri munhu ane makaro. Ndinovimbisa, mumaawa mashomanana ini ndichagoverana newe iwe nyoka yangu. "
23. Hapana chinoshamisa. Zviri nyore, uyu mutyairi wenguva dzose anobhururuka nekate rake.
Akanaka chaizvo zvokuti anoda kuva akanyanyisa kupfuura mvura, kuitira kuti asanetseka kurara kwake.
24. Uye ino earhot ine ndege yekutanga semubatsiri wekufambisa.
Asi zvinoratidzika kuti haatombofari nezvenharaunda iyi.
25. Uye ndiani anoti penguin haibhururu?
Tarisa chete pane iyi shiri inofadza uye inogutsikana.
26. Iko kukudzwa kukuru kune vamwe vatasvi vasangana nemukuru wechikwata.
Nenzira yakanaka, uye imbwa inonzi Bentley, uyo amai vake vatungamiri vakachinja kuva sutu yepamutemo.
27. Iwe unotenda murudo pakuona pakutanga here?
Kana iyo imbwa yakawira murudo, kana kuti inorara nehope dzake.
28. Hongu iyi ndiyo Jedi yakachenjera uye yakasimba kupfuura yenguva yake! Yoda, ndiwe here?
Yoda?
Nenzira, heino pfungwa huru yekugadzirira chija yeHalloween.
29. Asi ponyoni iyi inonzi Jablochko inopa kutsigira kwepfungwa kuna tenzi wake.
Saka iye zvino hapana chinhu chinoshamisa pakuti mumwe munhu anotakura muTechkey kana cheetah.
30. Ngatitarisirei kuti iyi mohnetic inofadza.
Zvinoratidzika, kana kuti iye anotya chaizvo kumadzika emweya wake here? Murombo guy ... Hops hazvo haasi iye.