Pribautki pamusoro pemabasa ezuva nezuva
Kurara, kudya, kufamba, kushamba uye kutamba mitambo - zvose izvi chikamu chinokosha chemazuva ezuva. Mukuronga, somuenzaniso, kurara kana kuti kumuka zvakanyatsoenderana, majee ezvecheche anogadzirwa, mashoko acho anotaridzika sei:
ZASAPALOCHKA
Mumwe, vaviri, vatatu, vana, mashanu!
Amai naPolya (Katya, Misha ...) vacharara.
Mumwe, vaviri, vatatu, vana!
Yakaerekana yanyarara muimba.
Mumwe, vaviri, vatatu!
Usataura chinhu.
Imwe, mbiri!
On the pillow is the head ...
Akavhara meso uye ...
Rimwe! Kurota kwakanaka kwatiri ...
SNAIL
Heino mutsva wangu
Ndakasimuka mumucheka!
Imba inosangana newe,
Shiri dziri kuimba,
Zuva rine bhuruu,
Uye amai vangu- vanongoda!
Mukuwedzera kune nhetembo dzakadaro, pane majee pamusoro pekushamba nekugeza, umo mazita ezvikamu zvemuviri zvinobatwa, izvo zvinobvumira kupera kubva pakuberekwa kuti vayeuke mazita avo. Aya mavhesi anogonawo kushandiswa apo mwana anodya. Kunyanya kufadza kuchava majee kune vacheche kusvikira pagore pamusoro pemukaka, nokuti iwe unobvumirana, panguva ino ndiyo chinhu chikuru chechidiki gourmet. Uye kuvadzidza hakusi kwakaoma uye mushure mekuverenga rugwaro rweumwe wavo, iwe uchave wakagutsikana neizvi:
BABA
Idya mukaka, mudiwa!
Muchidonho ichi chimwe
Iyo inonaka inonaka yechando nezhizha,
Kusuruvara kwedu pamusoro peizvi munguva yechando,
Vanasekurukuru,
Nyimbo uye ladushki,
Unyoro uye kuzvidya mwoyo,
Long road
Muhupenyu,
Chii chichava nyore kwazvo
Ndiine donhwe remukaka.
Nhetembo-jokes dzevana pamusoro pezvinhu, mhuka, nezvimwewo.
Izvi zvinoshanda kuvana vaduku zvinogona kushandiswa pakushandisa zvinhu zvakasiyana siyana zvaunofanira kusangana nazvo zuva rega rega. Zvichida, icho chinonyanya kushamisa, asi chakakosha, chakanga chiri uye chinogara chikafu. Mumwe wevakomana vaduku vanowanzotanga kunzwisisa chinangwa chavo, uye mumwe munhu anoda nguva yakawanda kuti aone kuti yakagadzirirwa chii. Kuita kuti amai neupenyu hwemucheche huvepo, vanyori vakagadzira joke rinoshamisa panyaya iyi:
PIG-FRIENDSHIP
Zita rako ndiani, shamwari yangu?
Uye zita rangu ndi "Pot"!
Ndinoponesa vana vose
Kubva pamatambudziko akasiyana-siyana.
Kana tiri shamwari,
Iwe uchaenda wakaoma!
Iwe unofamba, tamba, uverenge,
Asi usakanganwa pamusoro pangu!
Gara pasi, usakurumidza,
Ita kuti amai vashamiswe!
Pamusoro pezvinhu zviri muimba yezvakakomberedzwa, pane nhetembo pamusoro pemhuka, zvipfeko, nekucheka, nezvimwewo. Sezvo mutemo, ivo havasi vose kwenguva yakareba uye zvinonakidza chaizvo zvinoreva:
VOLCHONOK
Wolf-top,
Woolen barrel,
Achishandisa firiti yakamhanya,
Mune juniper ane,
Akatora muswe wake -
Ndakagara usiku huri pasi pegwenzi.
Mitambo yevana
Kunyanya kubva pakuberekwa nevana ini ndinoda kutamba, nokuti haisi kungofadza chete, asiwo makirasi ayo ane chinangwa pakuchengetedzwa kwemwana. Pribautki ndivo vanobatsira zvikuru panyaya iyi uye nekubatsirwa navo ma falconers anonyatsogadzirisa kuwirirana, kunzwisisa kwemaonero, kunzwa, kuona uye kufunga. Kumunhu anozivikanwa zvikuru-njoke, iyo, zvichida, yeuka zvose kubva paucheche hwake, ndeizvi:
Teddy Bear
Ratidza kuti ibhe rinotenderera sei:
- Bvuma
Inodarika musango.
Isu tinofunga kuti tinounganidza koni muhomwe:
- Cones inounganidza
Uye anoisa muhomwe yake.
Kamwe kamwe bundu rakawira
Takura zvakananga kuhuma.
Kudonha chibhakera pahuma yake:
- Mishka akanga akatsamwa
Uye gumbo ndiro rakakwirira!
Kukurira uye kupedzisa rutsoka rwake.
Asi kumuduku, uye zvisingazivikanwi zvishoma, unogona kusanganisira majokes mazhinji uye, semuenzaniso, tinopa basa iri rakanaka:
OWL
Mash handles:
- An owl inofamba.
Big musoro.
Flied, flied
Paguta remusha.
Tinodzika.
- Nemaziso e-bang-bang
Morgue.
- Misoro yakakwirira-kumusoro
Tinodzika tsoka dzedu.
- Musoro wakatenderera
Uye ndokubva yaenda.
Tinoshandura misoro yedu nekudzora maoko edu.
Nziyo dzevana
Majee akakurumbira zvikuru, ayo akaumbwa muimba yenziyo, anotorwa selallabies. Izvo, sezvakaitwa nhetembo dzakare, zvakare, dzakawanda, saka sarudza iyo ichava inofarira, hapazovi nekuoma.
Kurara, mudiwa wangu, kurara, kurara,
Vhura maziso ako akajeka.
Kurara zvese zvidhi pedyo newe,
Kurara zvakasimba, kurara kusvikira mangwanani.
Iwe uchakura nokukurumidza, mwanakomana wangu anodiwa.
Kune mufaro wechiedza, migwagwa yakawanda.
Kurara zvakanaka, kurara pasina kushungurudzika -
Amai vanogara vachirara nehope dzenyu.
Kufambira mberi kubva pane zvataurwa, ndinoda kuona kuti majee - iyi ndiyo mukana wakanaka wekutaurirana nehupomberi nemubatsiro wemashoko ekufungisisa, izvo zvinofadza kune muduku pane muduku kunyange muduku. Isa mwana wacho kurara, kudya, kutamba, nezvimwe. nemubatsiro wejokes, uye hupenyu hwako hwezuva nezuva huchava hunonakidza zvikuru.