Vashandi vanewo pfungwa yekuseka, uye vakagadzirira kugovana navo nevatengi vachibatsirwa nechechi cashier.
Kazhinji tinoongorora checks kubva muchitoro zvakanaka, ticherechedza kungoenderana nemari yacho. Asi mushure mekunge iko kuunganidzwa kweongororo, iwe unogona kunge wakanyatsochenjerera kuverenga ruzivo pamusoro pavo.
1. Zvechokwadi, kutonga nekutengesa, zvinoratidzika kuti vanhu vari kuenda kune rimwe zuva, saka mazano akanaka pamusoro pepabonde rakachengeteka haazokuvadzi.
2. O, ndingadai ndakaziva Adriano Celentano kuti pane dzimwe nzvimbo anotengeswa zvidimbu.
3. Ndinoshamisika kana fricasse iyi inoberekedza boka?
4. O uye murume. Kwete chete iwe haungagoni kunzwisisa kana yakasviba, kana yakashambidzwa, uye kunyange mumafuta.
5. Muchitoro "Econom" vatengi vanotanga kukurudzira Gore Idzva iri kuuya kubva muna May.
6. Iyi inotonhorera yakasvibirira! Iwe uchasangana naye, saka unogona kurasikirwa nechiropa chako.
7. Chikwata chinokudzwa munzvimbo yekuchengetedza vanhu - Sylvester Dining. Uyu haasi mushandi chete kune iwe, asi guru guru - mutongi we cutlets nevabiki.
8. Zvakanaka, imomo munharaunda, kunyange pasina mazwi. Ndinoshamisika kuti ndechipi chigadzirwa chaicho, iyo imbwa chaiyo chaiye kana chikafu chakanaka chakaitwa nemvere ye zwergschnauzer?
9. Uye mune chiremba ichi zviri nani kukurumidzira kubhadhara yako nekushanya chero maziso ako akatarisa, kana zvisinei iwe usingazivi chii ...
10. Cashier-zombie.
11. Zvinodhura nhasi mukana.
12. Zvichida, uyu muchengeti chete anongoteerera kuenzaniswa kwezuva rose ne Nikiti Dzhigurda anotyisa uye majee pamusoro payo.
13. Zvokudya zvinokuvadza - idya izvi uye iwe uchave wakatsamwa zuva rese.
14. Ndivo vabereki - vakaedza kuwana zita rakakodzera. Iyo inodada sei, handizvo here?
15. Chii chauchaita, kwete zita rako, asi kushevedzera kwakarurama kwakasimba.
16. Zvinokwanisika here kubvisa hupenyu huno hwemukana wekuona chiedza pamagumo emugwagwa? Kwete kwete. Mushure mokuverenga izvi pane cheki, muenzi mumwe nomumwe achada kusiya muchengeti chimwe chimwe cheiyi.
17. Kutonga nezita rekotikiti, munhu akatenga chokoti yakachena, asi yakasviba. Zvakadini? Uye enda uone kuti chii.
18. Uye iwe unowana sei mari yakadaro mucheki? Izvo hazvizove zvakanyanyisa kana ukaona izvi pamba. Chimwe chikonzero chekuverenga zvose zvakanyatsonaka.
19. Uye mune chitsva ichi, vatariri vezvitoro havana kusarudza kuti rudzi rwechigadzirwa chinotengesa-chitubu kana t-shirt.
20. Zvino mubhadhari akaenda kumuchengeti, zvakanaka, kwete - kana hove kana nyama.
21. Kuonga kwakadaro uye kutsoropodza kwezvinhu kubva kuhutungamiri hwausina kumboona.
22. Wow, muzvitoro ivo vari kutendeseka kunyora zvinomera chaizvo. Uyewo, muenzi wepasi pemvura akanga atengeswa.
23. Kana iwe uchinge udira zvinopinda muziso, zvino hutano hahwuchakwanisi kuwedzera.
24. Pano, pachena uye nokutendeseka - muchidimbu nezvehuhu hwehuseti.
25. Chipo chinodhura chevadzidzi, chavasingagoni kuramba.