Simoron - kuzadzika kwechido

Ndiani pakati pedu haana kuverenga nhau dzevechidiki muhucheche, pamusoro peduva-maruva-maruva? Yeuka kuti musikana muduku, achingovhunduka mazwi emashiripiti uye achibvarura petal kubva pamaruva, akaita zvido zvinokosha? Uye kangani kakatove, kuva vanhu vakuru, taida "kumutsa wand magic" kana kuti "nemurairo we pike" kuti tiite spell? Vakawanda, vakakurira, vakagadzirira kuyananisa ne "chokwadi chekuti" zvinhu zvose zvamunoda kuti muzviwanire "uye hapana munhu ari mumuchero achaunza chero chinhu. Uye zvakadini kana zvichizoitika kuti chishamiso chinogoneka? Ndezvipi zvinogoneka zvisingatendi, uye pasi pemasimba evanhu vose?

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Ndizvo zveSimoron . Izwi repi rakadaro risinganzwisisiki? Zviri nyore: Simoron inzira yekuzadzisa zvido. Usakurumidza kurega, uverenge kusvikira pakuguma. Usati wataura makadhi uye kutsanangura chakavanzika, tichakuudza zvaunofanira kuita.

Iyo nzira yekufananidza inosanganisira kuita zvisingakwanisi (muchimiro!) Uye zvisingaiti zvakakomba nemitambo yekuwana zvakada. Somuenzaniso, funga maverengi ezvo.

Simoron: kuzadzika kwechido - calculator

Magetsi simoron calculator inogona kuwanika mune rusununguko rusununguko pamusika. Pairi unogona kunyorwa "kubva" kana "nokuda" chimwe chinhu. Chirongwa chacho chiri nyore uye chinoshamisa kwazvo chinoshanda! Zvinonakidza kuti iwe unogona kuvhara kwete iwe pachako, asiwo vamwe vanhu!

Simoron: kuzadzika kwechido. Tsika 1.

Wakanyatsoda chimwe chinhu. Endai, fungai pamusoro payo nokusingaperi. Enda pasi. Mifungo yose iri parizvino bedzi, uye mugumisiro ndio oh! sei kuswedera pedyo! Kazhinji zvido zvedu zvisina kuzadzika zvinopisa upenyu hwedu. Simoron system inopa mhinduro!

Tenga iyo yakawanda yakajeka mitsvuku yakatsvuka-parachutes. Vafukise mumapapiro. Paunenge uchidzikisa - kushingaira kufunga pamusoro pezvaunoda. Funga uye ... kunyemwerera pane zvaunozviita iwe pachako. Wet. Uye zvino iwe unokanda mapeji aya pane chandelier muimba! Uye iwe paunenge uri, sekodboy chaiye, kufema nekukanda-funga zvakasimba nezvechido. Pakuguma kwemitambo, zvichida, iwe uchanyatsotsinhanisa nezvako pachako. Asi masimba akatotanga kufamba. Nenguva iyo mapato akaoma - chido chako chichazadzikiswa.

Simoron: kuzadzika kwechido. Ritual 2.

Shanduro shoma shoma ndiyo kudanwa ku "sidekick muhofisi yekudenga". Regai ive Vovan (kana kuti ndiani waunoda). Nzira yaSimoron munyaya iyi ndeyokukumbira rubatsiro mumamiriro ezvinhu akaoma, akaoma. Iwe unogona kudana kubva pane chimwe chinhu. Shamwari yangu yakanyora SMS nebhokisi remitambo ichimukumbira kuti amutumire minibha pa2: 00 mangwanani. Musikana uyu akadana girafu, nguva yekushanda. Muzviitiko zvose izvi vakatarisa zvakananga, asi vose vaviri vakasvika vakachengeteka uye nokukurumidza.

Bvisa mafungiro ako, rega kuimisa, uye iwe uchaona kuti nzira iri nyore sei.

Chinhu chinodiwa pakuzadzisa chido ndechekuonga kwako kune zvose. Muratidze kuvonga kwake nenzira ipi zvayo yakakodzera. Mumwe munhu ari kuimba, mumwe munhu ari kunyorera ndima yakachena, mumwe munhu ari kuzungunura chitunha kubva muhomwe yake uye "kurasikirwa" mumakamuri, uye mumwe munhu ari kutamba cha-cha-cha.

Chii chakavanzika?

Muna 1988 Peter naPeter Burlan vakataura simoron sepfungwa yekudzidzira maitiro. Kubva pakufunga kwepfungwa, zvinhu zvose zviri nyore: kuseka ndiyo nzira yakanakisisa yekugadzirisa kusawirirana nekudzikinurwa mune chero yemamiriro acho ezvinhu. Ukana wekusununguka nekuzviseka iwe panguva yakakodzera unogona kutamba mumaoko ako, uchiisa nyika yakapoteredza nevanhu vanokupoteredza. Burlans vanoti izvi kuitira kuti uchinje mafungiro evanhu pachavo - iwe unoda kuchinja mafungiro avo kuvanhu. Kuiswa kwehutsika dzakadai mumutambo kunotungamirira kushanduko kwete mumamiriro ezvinhu chaiwo, asi muupenyu hwako sehuse.

Chikoro cheSimoroni (hongu, ichi, chokwadi, chiri!) Muna 2005 chakanzizve chikoro cheBurlan-do. Iyi ndiyo iyo munyori, akabudirira kukudzidzira maitiro ekukwezva ruzivo muupenyu hwavo hudzidziswa. Zvichengete iwe uye nyika yakakupoteredza, uye uve newe Simoron!