Havasi vose vanogona kuva vabiki vakuru, uye iwe unogona kuva nechokwadi cheizvi nekuda kwekusarudza mifananidzo iyo ichaita kuti iwe ufare.
Iwe unofunga piraji inopisa here kana kuti mukaka unopukunyuka inguva yakaipa? Kunyanya kukanganisa. Takatarisa kusarudzwa kwatakagadzirira iwe, iwe uchanzwisisa kuti hachiri chakaipa sezvazvakaita kare. Mifananidzo iripo inoratidza: vamwe vanhu vari mukicheni vari nani pane kuti vasapinda.
1. Vanhu vashomanana, vanotanga kubika kudya, vanoratidza kuti zvinhu zvose zvinogona kuguma nenzira iyi.
2. Ndakarangarira kuti mazai akabikwa mukicheni pandakanzwa kusanzwisisika kunoputika. Tora nguva yakawanda yekuchenesa kwekicheni!
3. Nguva inotevera, zviri nani kumirira kusvikira mafuta atungunuka, kana kushandisa chainsaw.
4. Panguva dzakadaro, unozvidemba kuti iwe uri kugara pakudya kwakakodzera, asi iwe waida kungozvigadzirira bvudzi.
5. Amai vakasarudza kugadzira chingwa uye kwenguva yakareba havana kugona magirazi kusvikira vagara pasi kudya.
6. Kuora mwoyo, kunowanzozivikanwa kune vakawanda - iyo ndiro pahomwe uye chiitiko chaicho hachienderani zvachose.
7. Ndingawana sei chokoti yakanyungudutswa zvakakwana? Ichi chigumisiro chaicho chinotyisa.
8. Mwana akakumbira smoothies. Iye zvino tichafanira kushamba kicheni hafu yezuva, zvichida, uye unamatira pamapuranga.
9. Mwana ane gore rimwe chete, zvirokwazvo, haana hanya neake keke yake, asi yakanga isinganyatsogoni kune vaenzi.
10. Ndizvo nokuti ruoko rwakangozununguka, ndinofanira kurongedza kudya kwekudya. Mumwe angadaidza mucheche, asi zvichida kati ichabatsira.
11. Mifananidzo kubva muchikamu "kutarisira VS chaiye", uye saka ndaida kufadza mudiwa wangu nechingwa chekudya chamangwanani.
12. Hazvigoneki here kuti vabiki vasina ruzivo vakanyora mubhuku rechee: "Bvisa grill"? Iko haisi kungoita seinosemesa, asiwo inonhuwira inosemesa.
13. Ndakanga ndichida kufadza vana nekunakidza kunoshamisa, asi mabhesi, sezviri pachena, akasarudza kuva pie.
14. Hazvisi pachena, kana chikafu chekuomeswa kwegorobheni muchoto chakanyorwa zvisina kururama, kana ndakaita chimwe chinhu chakaipa.
15. Kana mumwe munhu akaudza kuti rizi rinogona kupukunyuka kubva pani, ndingadai ndisina kutenda.
16. Iyi muto ndeyekuenzanisa, kusagadzikana kwemvura, uye iwe unogona kushanda pasina hove uye kugadzirisa.
17. Pamapapu ne pizza yakagadziriswa inofanira kuratidzirwa kwete kungoita nguva yakawanda yekubika nayo, asi zvakare kuti inofanira kutanga kuiswa pabheti.
18. Zvakanyorwa zvakanyatsoti: "Isa zvigadzirwa mumudziyo, zviise mu microwave, kumirira maminetsi mashomanana uye unakidzwe nekapu." Chii chakakanganisika?
19. Kubvisa musoro wehove, zvaifanira kuedza zvakawanda.
20. Kwete, iyi haisi chikoro chinoshandiswa pakusikwa kwemava, asi kungoedza kusagadzira caramel.
21. Pandakanga ndichida kuwedzera peprisiti kumazai akakuvara, asi pakupedzisira ini ndichafanira kugadzirisa sandwich.
22. Chimwe chinonakidza ndechokuita makapu echokoti nemabhaloni, asi hapana munhu akanyevera zvinoitika apo bhora rinoputika zvakanyanya zvisati zvaitika.
23. Muchikamu chekudya zvinonzi iyo kana iwe ukaisa spoon pamusoro pepani, mvura inenge isingaendi. Kunyange mune izvi zvakanyengerwa.
24. Chipi chezuva: kana uchida kubika chikwata chose, zvino ita icho muchoto, kwete mu microwave.
25. Ndakaisa mucheka kwenguva yakareba kuti ndicheke munhu akanaka wechando, asi pandakavhura ovheni, ndakazviona.
26. Maapuro akabikwa pamufananidzo aitarisa zvikuru ... Ndichine nzara.
27. Mwanasikana wangu akandikumbira kubika keke yezuva rekuzvarwa muchimiro chekushamwaridzana Ariel, asi kubvira ndichiri muduku ndisina kuva shamwari nekutora, ndinovimba pane chimwe chinhu chiri nani muchitoro.
28. Zvirongwa zvaiva: kubika spaghetti. Asi nokuda kweizvi zvakanga zvakafanira kuisa pani kwete pamoto unotevera. Zvakanaka kuti chiedza ichi chakaonekwa panguva.
29. Murume aifanira kugadzirira kudya kwake oga, uye manheru ndakaiona nemashoko okuti "Kanganwirai mudiwa".
30. Ndakanga ndaneta zvikuru kubasa uye, pandakadzoka kumba, ndakakanda hafu-dzakapedza zvigadziko muchoto uye ndokubviswa. Zvakanaka kuti moto hauna kutanga.